twice your daily recommended intake of salt
breakfast
lunch
dinner
dessert
cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho
you had to be there
Aaron Earned An Iron Urn
“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”
“Mmhmm”
He just says “AAAAA-roN” so indignantly like he can’t believe his own mouth. 🤣
i think we can be evil. as a treat
we?
we :)
Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty.
I believe that is called C4
Anonymous:
Did you see the moon is wet?? I think that's why people aren't handling things well
goodzillo-deactivated20220127:
I went to look this up and this was the first article
Love that everyone collectively and without words agreed to not be normal about this
the article just keeps getting better
i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly
They deserve more respect from the general public…
who?
The retail worker reading this
chocolatechipscones:
Just wanna check, what's your pronouns? :-) thank
wayneradiotv:
he/ham
you know what i meant
me: *is a living train wreck* yaaas!!! stay hydrated guys! life is so beautiful we are all beautiful always smile at strangers and eat healthy :)
Me: I’m gonna set a personal deadline
Me to me: She’s a huge pushover do whatever you want